posted by Nk. at 5:48 PM

yes ladies and gentlemen, i am not feeling well. my nose is running, heat is coming out of my eyes, and for some reason i am having hot and cold flashes. no i am not having menopause, stooopid. i think i may have a fever. all i want to do is lie down in bed and wrap myself in a nice, warm, downy-smelling blanket. and dream of teddy boy locsin jr. cooking me dinner in his boxers. or riding the bus somewhere in Seoul with Joo Ji-hoon (looking at his pictures he is girlier than i am magmumuka akong kargador i swear). or becoming the president of this country and sending all the nincompoops in the government to exile in Timbuktu or the South freaking pole.

but i am still here at the office thinking whether i should go and have coffee-out with my sister. i am so calling out for coffee. coffee. coffee. coffee.

but i am really sick.

sigh.