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July 19, 2007
posted by Nk. at 12:36 PM

yesterday cecille, jinky and i were talking. cecille, in one of her spontaneous bursts of intelligence, came up with a brilliant idea. why not make marriage "renewable"? renewable here meaning that sort of thing you apply to job contracts when you have a satisfactory performance. if you pass, then another six months. if you suck, it's over.

why not indeed?

i mean, i'd certainly go for that. like i meet someone who totally sweeps me off my feet this month, and consequently destroys what's left of my mental faculties the next. everything's fairy-taley. i lose my sanity and end up exchanging marriage vows with the guy. and then i find out some months later that he likes eating dogs. or insects. or live bugs. or okay, *gasp* babies.

with a renewable marriage, i can end the contract and dump him. or ship him off to timbuktu or antarctica with facemask ala hannibal and then get married again to some guy who hates bugs, loves dogs, and loves the act of making babies. makes perfect sense right?

also, wouldn't it be nice if you can take a vacation leave too? consider this:

wife: i'm taking a VL.

husband: why?

wife: well we've plowed through the whole kama sutra three times already. i'm bored. besides, you snore like a gadamn pig. i haven't had a decent sleep in 3 months.

so a vacation leave is a fine idea right? you don't just take off without any reason or warning, for your husband or wife to find you frolicking in boracay with some sunburned dude or some woman who likes lipo. at least with a renewable marriage, you shouldn't have to be surprised. it's a vacation leave afterall, not a retreat.

and the beauty of it is that if everything's satisfactory, you can always renew every six months! you know, like a job well done. you renew your contract nonstop, without any major glitch (sure you needed that vacation leave and dated your hottie ex for a week but you found out your wife was so much better didn't you) and voila, you get "permanent status"! marvelous.

i wonder if miriam would like this idea.

 
9 Comments:


At July 19, 2007 at 1:40 PM, Anonymous ChiZel

Bwaahahahaa..and that's me..hehehe..well i just thinking of another way of getting married ba na iba naman ang concept sa nakararami..very applicable talaga naman..why not work it out..hmmm..and i myself gonna try that way..hehehe..just wait and see.

 

At July 19, 2007 at 1:45 PM, Blogger niki

cecille. lasing ka ba? lol.

 

At July 20, 2007 at 3:52 PM, Blogger dazedblu*

hey that was one crazy idea, kaoloko ah. LOL! nice blog. ;)

 

At July 20, 2007 at 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

naks naman, nikki,
nakakarelate ako dito,
renewable marriage every 6 months, or less than that!
tataas ang marriage statistics nito

thank you to your friend cecille for this,
pwede na kaya nating i-rally ito sa senate,
madam meriam, do your all-out support for this!

-Ate Ann

 

At July 21, 2007 at 12:49 AM, Blogger niki

@ dazedblu -- LOL, so crazy it makes sense! haha!

@ ate ann!!! me number ka ni senatur meriam? pwahahaha!

thank you guys for dropping by!

 

At July 21, 2007 at 3:14 PM, Anonymous dhen

approved ako with that.. hmm ok yon ha, in one year mkaka dalwa ka.. LOL

ipa ratify ta na ini sa senate, deretso na.. hehe

 

At July 21, 2007 at 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

hellooooow!!!!
ok lng b kau?!

o tanga lng kau!!!!!

 

At July 21, 2007 at 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Well, that would be great! It’s like hitting upon a career that will truly satisfy you. lol

 

At July 22, 2007 at 2:14 AM, Blogger Johnny Ong

hmmmmmm, whom hav u contracted so far?