posted by Nk. at 2:13 PM

when i first saw this teaser in the philosophical bastard's blog, i went, who is this malu character and what is her picture doing beside a boob-exposing miss piggy?

so, letting my curiousity get the best of me, i googled malu fernandez and discovered a thousand and one bloggers vilifying and basically calling for her blood (and for good reason) to be spilled at their feet because of an article she wrote for Manila Standard Today and People Asia. so i read the article in question. and i have to admit, this woman tried people, she tried. so props to her for attempting to be the philippine's bored, pampered, couldn't care less version of paris hilton (after the girl has eaten half the cows in america) -- and failing miserably. see lady, isn't it a bit late to be acting so err, childish, whiny, and irresponsible? cause from the looks of it, you're already in your forties and should have at least something in that "elitist" hole in your head. i'm not mad at this woman tho, i'm just amused that there are middle-aged characters still trying to act like the simple life star believing that it's actually cool. *snores*

and yeah, bitching (with matching "wit and acerbic humor") is cool and acceptable but only if you are any of these characters:

(not necessarily in order of bitchiness)

1. miriam defensor-santiago (go ahead and insult her)
2. jessica zafra (she rules the universe)
3. janice dickenson and j. alexander slash runway diva in ANTM


4. barbara streisand (try working for her)
5. margaret thatcher (she has a seat in the House of Lords, she is a god!)
6. queen elizabeth (she isn't queen for nothing)
7. lucy liu in ally mcbeal (kickass)
8. alfie lorenzo (manager ni juday)
9. the queen of Narnia (do you live in a parallel universe inside a closet honey?)
10. the gay guy who does your hair and make-up/the person who waxes your bikini area (you wouldn't want to annoy this person)

so okay? now enough of you already.