posted by Nk. at 12:21 AM

Harvey Keh captures my sentiments - no, bewilderment about the state of politics in this country. The youth leader and recipient of 20 Young Leaders of Asia cited on the 50th anniversary of the Asia Society posted an open letter in the internet saying that in spite of his love for his country, there are seven possible outcomes of the coming elections that would make him consider packing his bags and say Adios to the Philippines:

(thanks to www.inq7.net)

1. If former Election Commissioner Virgilio Garcillano of “Hello Garci” infamy wins in his announced bid to become congressman of Bukidnon province.

niki: i mean, wala na bang ibang choices?

2. If “Dancing Queen” Tessie Aquino-Oreta reclaims her Senate seat.

niki: she certainly is acting like a sane woman now. her make up artist must be proud, making her appear like a concerned citizen. like she really, really, really wants to send your kids to school.

3. If actor and comedian Richard Gomez is elected senator.

niki: somebody give this guy a movie. a one-man do it all TV show. 7 wives na kasingputi ni lucy. more vitamins. anything! just keep him away from the freaking senate.

4. If former senator Gregorio Honasan wins a Senate seat.

niki: haaaaay.

5. If Manny Pacquiao becomes congressman of General Santos City.

niki: manny, do us a favor -- stick to boxing and to making us proud.

6. If Sen. Lito Lapid is elected mayor of Makati City.

niki: may inuwi si nanay sa bahay...sa bahay...*enter lotus feet*...

7. If Ilocos Sur Gov. Luis “Chavit” Singson, who has long been linked to illegal gambling, is elected.

niki: please chavit, can you just build a zoo for us? teach us how to pet the tigers without getting our arms chomped? please?