posted by Nk. at 3:33 PM

anyone want to put up the Philippines on e-bay? The bandwagontrader gave me this link after getting yet another disappointing day at the stock market (that ZTE deal sure is a bummer, but what isn't about the government these days?) today. and because i could only pretend to understand stuff that involve (a lot of) analyzing numbers and figures, i can only tell him that it could be worse -- like, tomorrow could be The Second Coming and we're all going to hell WITH them - the arroyos, de venecias, estradas, and 99% of all the people we hate.

and because talking about politics makes my nose and ears bleed, i now switch to talking to and about myself. today it's about my career. or what i can actually claim as something of that sort. bloghopping to helga's blog i found what could be the solution, the road map, the light house, the answer to my prayers -- on which direction to take in my life: thanks to a career matchmaking test in Careercruising.com.

so i answered 39 questions (thanks to lili for the how-tos) and voila, the website gave me the perfect career choices that best suit my retarded unique personality. i list down 20 of them here, my favorites are in bold:

1. Director of Photography
2. Director
3. Set Designer
4. Costume Designer
5. Psychologist
6. Sport Psychology Consultant
7. Rehabilitation Counselor
8. Lobbyist
9. Special Effects Technician
10. Actor
11. Desktop Publisher
12. Humanitarian Aid Worker
13. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
14. Animator
15. Mediator
16. Criminologist
17. Fashion Designer
18. Probation / Parole Officer
19. Sports Instructor
20. Curator

how amazing it is that i could have a career as an actor? piolo pascual is waiting? no? but good lawrrd, that guy seems to be turning gayer and gayer each time i see him on TV! talking in english with a weird accent, and wearing that atrocity (the white suit with the black thing hanging at the sides of his pants??) at the Be Bench finals last sunday. you are breaking my heart papa p, breaking it! *cries* but no matter, i still love you papa p, altho i think, tj trinidad is cuteness nowadays...

but. please tell me why the guy in the middle is wearing what appears to be dyesebel's bra??

...

okay. where were we?

ah yes. the career. see number 12 there? i like that a lot. now if only i didn't get annoyed with humans so often...

and numbers 1 and 2, perfect, since i love directing = ordering guiding people through their tasks. but director of photography is the love. number 5 -- psychology was my second choice of career in college. heh.

and what about the rehab counselor? do i smell alcohol? yes? and oh my, sport psychology consultant -- does this involve giving those muscled hotties a hug when they're down and all?