posted by Nk. at 7:01 PM

Dear God,


Now that we've granted pardon to recently convicted plunderer and former president Joseph "Erap" Estrada (who I'm sure You're quite familiar with), we hope that You will be pleased with our stupidity collective amnesia idiotic politicking lack of sense of justice forgiving nature and grant us a more stable economy and country free from bullshit from people who think, feel, and claim that they are Your gifts to us thus we owe them our hard-earned money to maintain their golf-happy lifestyles, shopaholic wives, and party-going, coño kids (who, in the future, may or may not engage in government transactions they are not supposed to dabble in and eventually have their time in the limelight in the investigating body we call The Senate) while we suffer in silence, or, for those able -- hurl invectives and wring our hands in the general direction of the government through our blogs.

Grant, we humbly implore, public officials who actually give a shit about us and our children's future; media institutions that don't fuck around with our minds and emotions with their own brand of peddling the "truth"; and a people who will be able to separate fact from fucked up fiction and by God (yup, that's You), have the will to do something about it.



Also, I want a boyfriend this Christmas. Thanks.


Amen.

(sorry for the expletives, but you're not against free speech yes?)

- niki

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